Steriotypes at Wherk, and a red face moment
So work is going pretty stellar, though I think I've lost my iron stomach. I only retched once in school at that believe it or not was due to the smell of urine. Nowadays is seems that I a lot more sensitive to that kinda thing... any way If it was all pleasant they'd call it a hobby and not a job.
I really like most of the people I work with, there are only a few exceptions. the first is this dumb younger girl who cusses a lot. I said in a conversation with another RN within ear shot of her that I though people who cussed did so because they lacked the brain power to come up with something else to say. Later she made it clear she disagreed with me... and cussed doing it... lawl, sum people are so silly.
One time this girl disappeared, no one could find her and I ended up having to give one of her peeps a pain pill. After ward I was joshin' about how if she quit that'll probably be what its like... she just disappears one day and thats the end of it. This older quiet nurse looked over at me and said "Aaron I'm really glad you're working with us." I just said thanks...
Other than the young dumb nurse stereotype I've encountered the old curmudgeon Nurse. the kind that has an excuse for why she does everything even if no one ask, as though you can argue your way into having a perfect reputation. again I lol'd. (the example story involves bed pans... be advised) we were putting this 400# lady on a bed pan and she grabbed one of the small ones. another RN said "did you want one of the big ones I think they're blue" the old lady replies "no I the new big ones now are pink (like the one she had in hand)" I looked over at the other RN and she rolled her eyes and smiled. Later I went into the storage room and grabbed a big blue one and just set it in her pts room all passive aggressive like... guess what (I'lol'd again)
Ok if you've made it this far you've earned a treat. I was taking a lunch break in the little break room and one of the boss's 15 year old daughter was in there doing homework or whatever. I started talking to her, no wait... she was reading that stupid twilight vampire book. I started razing her about how Edward was totally emo and whiny and... well emo pretty well sums it up (see links if you're confused about the verbage here) any way I was in the med room pulling drugs and her Mom walks up to me and says "so.. my daughter has a little crush on you now Aaron" INSTANT FACE FLUSH. I was pretty embarrassed. I guess she'd asked how old I was and her my boss lady said "he's like 26 so too old for you" to which she replied "yeah but grandma and grandpa were 20 years apart"... I Told her I was sorry, we had a good laugh about it (so did everyone else in ear shot) and I scurried off all serious business... so far i've been told I look like every thing as young as 21 or 19... one guy asked me if I was the worlds biggest 12 yearold... can you guess what I did? right again, I lol'd.
I really like most of the people I work with, there are only a few exceptions. the first is this dumb younger girl who cusses a lot. I said in a conversation with another RN within ear shot of her that I though people who cussed did so because they lacked the brain power to come up with something else to say. Later she made it clear she disagreed with me... and cussed doing it... lawl, sum people are so silly.
One time this girl disappeared, no one could find her and I ended up having to give one of her peeps a pain pill. After ward I was joshin' about how if she quit that'll probably be what its like... she just disappears one day and thats the end of it. This older quiet nurse looked over at me and said "Aaron I'm really glad you're working with us." I just said thanks...
Other than the young dumb nurse stereotype I've encountered the old curmudgeon Nurse. the kind that has an excuse for why she does everything even if no one ask, as though you can argue your way into having a perfect reputation. again I lol'd. (the example story involves bed pans... be advised) we were putting this 400# lady on a bed pan and she grabbed one of the small ones. another RN said "did you want one of the big ones I think they're blue" the old lady replies "no I the new big ones now are pink (like the one she had in hand)" I looked over at the other RN and she rolled her eyes and smiled. Later I went into the storage room and grabbed a big blue one and just set it in her pts room all passive aggressive like... guess what (I'lol'd again)
Ok if you've made it this far you've earned a treat. I was taking a lunch break in the little break room and one of the boss's 15 year old daughter was in there doing homework or whatever. I started talking to her, no wait... she was reading that stupid twilight vampire book. I started razing her about how Edward was totally emo and whiny and... well emo pretty well sums it up (see links if you're confused about the verbage here) any way I was in the med room pulling drugs and her Mom walks up to me and says "so.. my daughter has a little crush on you now Aaron" INSTANT FACE FLUSH. I was pretty embarrassed. I guess she'd asked how old I was and her my boss lady said "he's like 26 so too old for you" to which she replied "yeah but grandma and grandpa were 20 years apart"... I Told her I was sorry, we had a good laugh about it (so did everyone else in ear shot) and I scurried off all serious business... so far i've been told I look like every thing as young as 21 or 19... one guy asked me if I was the worlds biggest 12 yearold... can you guess what I did? right again, I lol'd.
posted by Aaroneous at
Saturday, April 04, 2009
3 Comments:
So Aaron, I must say, either you wrote this when you were tired or otherwise distracted. Or living in the Humphrey's house is starting to affect you, because your spelling skills are getting worse.
Ok, don't get me wrong, I am so anti-Twilight and all that.
But in all honesty, that Edward guy is just cool; I mean, look at his hair.
Are you sure your response to all of that was lol??? Some one tells you, you look like you're twelve and you lol????? You're definately starting to sound like a twelve year old, a twelve year old girl! lol : )
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